Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Sign Me Up

Where do I enlist? Right Here.
Mr. Bill
-I will do my duty to spread falsehoods and defamatory statements
-I will take everything you say literally
-I will visit Mediamatters everyday
-Furthermore I will use the words loofah and falafel everytime I refer to you.

I hate you and you are what's wrong with America today,
Sincerely Matthew

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